Mother Annoyed Son Playing Video Games On Beautiful Day When He Could Go Outside To Kill People
COLUMBUS, OH—Wishing her child would channel his enthusiasm for virtual reality into real, in-the-flesh human interaction, Annabelle Rund expressed her annoyance Monday that her son Andrew, 14, insisted on spending a beautiful day playing violent video games when he could be outside killing people instead. “The sun is shining, visibility is good, everyone in the neighborhood is out and about presenting a perfect target, and he’s wasting his time murdering people on Xbox when he could be outside doing the real thing,” said Rund, expressing frustration that her son would not only opt to waste his life by playing hundreds...
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